I've recently finished a book of short stories called "Untruly Funny 
Stories". A proof positive that programmers will go insane, given enough
time. I've taken 6 short stories and put it out on BBS's, so poor sob
programmers like myself have something amusing to look at for a change
before gray matter starts to bubble out their ears.

If anybody wants the paperback when it comes out, in a couple of weeks, 
send me a note via compuserve : Mike Baharmast 73143,1534. I'll put you
on the distribution list.
It'll cost between 5 and 10 bucks (I'm pushing for 10) and you'll be notified 
as to where to send your contribution to my well being.

Have fun and don't go nuts. I'll do that for you for a few bucks. It's
mighty Jesus like of me, don't you think.